January 2011
ATTENTION EVERYONE IN BRISBANE.
My dear friend Sam has a gig in part of the Brisbane Comedy Festival. He does stand up. On March 12 & 19, he’s gonna be showing off some of his skills at the Powerhouse. I’m sure he’d love if you could all be there. He’d probably even chat with you afterwards. He has a Tumblr, but his comedic skills on here are somewhat lacking....
The awkward moment when someone asks you if you're...
Man of the Day
merebroskie:
popeofgeekery:
caperio:
Zachary Quinto
MAN OF THE DAY EVERYDAY
TRUTH^
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake...
-paceface:
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
johnohskrotch:
burritoshopsoundtrack:
spelledjustlikeescape:
infamoushogwartsjaguar:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
this
accurate
I really dont understand why:
9 year olds have boyfriends and girlfriends
10 year olds swear
11 year olds kiss and grope each other
12 year olds give oral sex
13 year olds aren’t virgins
14 year olds have their hearts broken
15 year olds are getting wasted
16 year olds are doing drugs
17 year olds are pregnant
18 year olds are emotional wrecks
19 year olds are committing suicide
GUESS WHO'S MAKING BROWNIES?
Om nom nom.
Can you imagine if there was a fanfiction section...
verifascinating:
d-w00:
amxed:
d-w00:
lamamama:
gigaku:naddiesays:
It’d be like “oh excuse me ma’am I’m looking for the one where Merlin gets fucked by all the knights and then Arthur”.
that would be the best library ever okay
Oh man I should start a Fanfic Finding service when I get my degree.
There will be people sued left and right for copyright issues
SHUT UP. DON’T...
that awkward moment when you`re on your period &...
heirforceone:
if your shower is cold
when the turning lights turns red before you could go
when your mom calls you
if your friend doesn`t text you back in 2.56 seconds
There is so much beautiful Alice in Wonderland jewelry on Etsy. I need more money.
